|Full name||Ducky Norton|
|Date of birth||?|
|Place of birth||?, Scotland (presumed)|
|Current club||Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|2005-||Heart of Clachmaninshire||0(0)|
1 Senior club appearances and goals
"Dangerous" Ducky Norton is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit
Signed by Heart of Clachmaninshire in 2005, Ducky Norton is the reserve goalkeeper, behind Rab "Flappins" McGinty. Since his signing with the club some four years prior, Norton has yet to play a game for the Clackers.
An unnamed reserve keeper was mentioned by Fleetwood MacAlbatross as "freestyling" during training following the teams defeat to 73rd Lanark. That goalkeeper was likely Ducky Norton.
Norton spends his ample personal time working on his sculptures, a hobby he enjoyed since his school days. As the vast majority of his works involve phallic imagery, it is possible that Ducky Norton has had training as a sexual therapist of some sort.
|Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad|
| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff|
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas