|Full name||Glencoe Massacre|
|League||Scottish Premier League|
|2008–09||Premier League, Unknown|
Glencoe Massacre is a Scottish professional football club presumably based in the Glen Coe area of Scotland. Glencoe Massacre play in the Scottish Premier League.
Glencoe Massacre were the opponents for Mungo McCrackas' first game in charge of Heart of Clachmaninshire. While not playing himself, it is undoubtedly McCrackas' fine motivational and morale-boosting techniques before the game that allowed the Clackers to rout Glencoe and come away with a 7-0 victory. Undoubtedly.