|Full name||Lemuel Ache|
|Date of birth||Unknown|
|Place of birth||Unknown|
|Current club||Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|?||Heart of Clachmaninshire||?(?)|
1 Senior club appearances and goals
Lemuel Ache is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit
An often seen, but rarely foucsed-on Heart of Clachmaninshire defender. Ache was the standard choice for right-back throughout the entire season but is probably more noted for his extraordinarily long forehead and ability to ball juggle with a lemon, which I imagine is just about as useful as Ted Grundies walnut-based Cryuff Turn.
|Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad|
| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff|
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas