| Lemuel Ache | ||
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| Personal information | ||
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| Full name | Lemuel Ache | |
| Date of birth | Unknown | |
| Place of birth | Unknown | |
| Playing position | Defender | |
| Club information | ||
| Current club | Heart of Clachmaninshire | |
| Number | 12 | |
| Senior career1 | ||
| Years | Club | App (Gls)* |
| ? | Heart of Clachmaninshire | ?(?) |
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1 Senior club appearances and goals | ||
Lemuel Ache is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Club career[]
Heart of Clachmaninshire[]
An often seen, but rarely foucsed-on Heart of Clachmaninshire defender. Ache was the standard choice for right-back throughout the entire season but is probably more noted for his extraordinarily long forehead and ability to ball juggle with a lemon, which I imagine is just about as useful as Ted Grundies walnut-based Cryuff Turn.
| Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad | ||
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| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff 18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers |
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