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Ralphy Tweed
Ralphy tweed
Personal information
Full name Ralphy Tweed
Date of birth Unknown
Place of birth    Unknown
Playing position Defensive Midfielder
Club information
Current club Heart of Clachmaninshire
Number 11
Senior career1
Years Club App (Gls)*
 ? Heart of Clachmaninshire  ?(?)   

1 Senior club appearances and goals
counted for the domestic league only.
* Appearances (Goals)

Ralphy Tweed is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.

Club careerEdit

Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit

Rarely seen (and mentioned less), Heart of Clachmaninshire player, Tweed has found himself out of favour by the Old Boys Berne match at the latest but he did make the bench for the Clackers final game against Twatshead Thistle. Hope springs eternal.

Need I mention he probably tried to injure Mungo McCrackas because he was shit? No? All righty then.

Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad
1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas

Unknown Numbers: Eric Flush · Len Mellons · Asa Spades · Sid "Bisto" Nixon · Albert Striker · Jim Reaper · Ducky Norton

Former Players: 14 Goalinator · Jim "The Scarecrow" Pinkles · Stanley Fludgers

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