|Full name||Ralphy Tweed|
|Date of birth||Unknown|
|Place of birth||Unknown|
|Playing position||Defensive Midfielder|
|Current club||Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|?||Heart of Clachmaninshire||?(?)|
1 Senior club appearances and goals
Ralphy Tweed is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit
Rarely seen (and mentioned less), Heart of Clachmaninshire player, Tweed has found himself out of favour by the Old Boys Berne match at the latest but he did make the bench for the Clackers final game against Twatshead Thistle. Hope springs eternal.
Need I mention he probably tried to injure Mungo McCrackas because he was shit? No? All righty then.
|Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad|
| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff|
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas