| Sheffield Wensleydale | |
| Full name | Sheffield Wensleydale |
|---|---|
| Founded | Unknown |
| Ground | Unknown |
| League | Unknown |
| 2008–09 | Unknown |
Sheffield Wensleydale is an English professional football club based in the city of Sheffield.
2008-09 season[]
Due to Sheffield's obvious traits of being a hellhole void of sanitation, electricity and media, Sheffield Wensleydale were chosen by Heart of Clachmaninshire as the perfect team to try and off-load Mungo McCrackas to in order to play the Goalinator up front instead.
Although the deal between the two teams appeared to be a sure thing (a Wensleydale carrier pigeon even claimed the deal was imminent), the transfer fell through when Mungo failed the resulting medical due to being a heavy smoker with only one lung and a tin knee.