|Full name||Ted Grundies|
|Date of birth||?|
|Place of birth||Scotland (presumed)|
|Current club||Heart of Clachmaninshire|
|?||Heart of Clachmaninshire||?(?)|
1 Senior club appearances and goals
Ted Grundies is a professional footballer who currently plays for Scottish league club Heart of Clachmaninshire.
Heart of ClachmaninshireEdit
Known as Heart of Clachmaninshire's "battling defender", Grundies was the Clackers captain for much of the season before his position was superseded by Fuggon Giltch sometime before the teams game against Glencoe Massacre.
Grundies was left on the bench for Heart Clachmaninshire's vital final game of the season against Twatshead Thistle.
He can also do a Cryuff Turn with a walnut. This likely comes in handy in games of footballs where the football is exchanged for a walnut and hang on I've confused myself now.
|Heart of Clachmaninshire Squad|
| 1 Rab "Flappins" McGinty · 2 Ted Grundies · 4 Chimchinerie Cheroo · 5 Angus McDangles · 7 Pedro Rabies · 10 Trumpeta · 11 Ralphy Tweed · 12 Lemuel Ache · 17 Egbert Guff|
18 Fuggon Giltch · 32 Tony Pony · 39 Mungo McCrackas